Adopt A Direwolf Cub

Do you watch Game of Thrones and wish you had your very own Direwolf to protect you? Well now you can adopt one! From TFAW.com:

"Each year, dozens of direwolf cubs are abused and neglected. But you can give one of these magical creatures--long believed extinct--a good home today!
Our direwolf cubs have been rescued from the terrors that threaten their lives north of The Wall. And for $2,499.99--just $6.85 a day--you can provide food, medical attention, and plenty of love to an adorable (note: also deadly) direwolf of your very own."

If only this were real and not another Aprils Fool's joke. Sigh.

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